Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

Margaret Cho
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  1. The Word of God I think of as a straight edge, which shows up our own crookedness. We can't really tell how crooked our thinking is until we line it up with the straight edge of Scripture. - Elisabeth Elliot

  2. I was a slave, but never a fool. This empire is vast beyond imagining and we have killed only a fraction of the force they will bring against us. They will kill us, all of us, for we are slaves and we cannot be allowed... - Anthony Ryan

  3. When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  4. It is always healthy to be honest. - Amit Kalantri

  5. There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

More Quotes By Margaret Cho
  1. George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

  2. I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

  3. I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

  4. Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.

  5. Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.

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